7+ Blunt Poems About Fake Friends: Frenemies Exposed

If you’ve ever had a friend who was only around when they needed something from you, you’ll appreciate these poems about fake friends. 

Whether they’re constantly borrowing money or taking advantage of your kindness, these poems perfectly capture the frustration of dealing with people who aren’t worth your time. So if you’re looking for a few good laughs (and some catharsis), read on!


It seems like we can’t go a day without encountering one of these phonies, whether on social media or in person. But that doesn’t mean that we have to put up with them. 

The next time you encounter a fake friend, remember the poems in this list and use them as your weapons. Then see how long that so-called friend lasts in your life. Let us know in the community which poem spoke to you the most and why. We would love to hear your thoughts!

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