I get on your nerves, and you get on mine,
But we get along great the rest of the time.
Your parents don’t like me; mine aren’t crazy about you,
But both of us know it so that’s nothing new.
I’m a bit of a slacker, and you’re kind of a slouch.
Sometimes we’re both over-inclined to grouch.
When you look at things this way, I’m sure you’ll agree.
Who else would have us without a warranty?
In spite of these facts, you’re still my honeybee.
So let’s settle for each other; say you’ll marry me.
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