You’d think a lion or a snake
Were quite enough one’s nerves to shake;
But in this classic beast we find
A lion and a snake combined,
And, just as if that weren’t enough,
A goat thrown in to make it tough.
Let scientists the breed pooh! pooh!
Come with me to some Social Zoo
And hear the bearded Lion bleat
Goat-like on patent-kidded feet,
Whose “Civil leer and damning praise”
The serpent’s cloven tongue betrays.
Lo! lion, goat, and snake combined!
Thus Nature doth repeat her kind.