By Big Nose

By Crispy Chips

My nose takes it all in

It is long and thin

Pokes in to others business

It has taken a beating

It Bleeds on my pillow when I’m weeping

Snores when I’m sleeping

Sprays micro organisms when I’m sneezing

Captures every smell in the air

If it smells something fishy

I don’t go there

It can smell a dead man a mile away

Or the sweet scent of a lady’s perfume

When I tell lies it grows

Just like Pinnochio’s

and right now it is mighty long

But I really love my nose

Try and wipe it off my face

And see how you go