Ode To A Kidney Stone....

The excruciating pain
that I am going thru
because of you,
oh my dear Kidney Stone!
Kept you safe
Inside of me
for these whole long
four years, just like
one of my own
oh my dear Kidney Stone!
feeling like a sharp knife
cutting me open and carving
it inside
your name all inside me
oh my dear Kidney Stone!
ah! ! ! how ungrateful
of you
to give me all this horrible
pain
I should have dumped you
long time ago
If I would have known
all this then
oh my dear Kidney Stone!
some say it feels like giving
birth
and some say losing virginity
but I don’t really give a
Damn!
I would like to lose you
lose you right now
oh you painfully not so dear
Kidney Stone…