Remote Control Poem
By Joe Hughes
Remote control for hifi,
For DVD player for sure.
There’s one for satellite TV
With another for the garage door.
There’s one for my Chrome dongle
With one for my Christmas candle set.
My cat is naughty, needs remote controlling –
Could I get one from the vet?
Our cars have got their own ones.
Our house lights have one too.
I’m sure they’ve even got one
For an automatic loo?
My life’s remote controlled
By those I cannot see.
I wish I could remove their batteries
For then I’d be so free!
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