TV Remote

By Hayzie Payzie

I walked into a room with the TV,
Wanting to watch DVD,
It was even going to be in HD.

I sat on the couch,
Where the remote was normally pouched,
I put my hand down and only found the computor mouse.

Where’s the remote,
Its not on a boat,
Maybe it was eaten by a goat.

I looked under the pillow and the blankie,
And even under a hankie,
My mum found it and I said Thankie.

I watched my DVD,
That was in HD,
And I even ate some KFC.